I have previously expressed my great admiration for the club’s greatest merchandising item – the “Dave Jones Scarf” (pictured left). I firmly believe that a serious mistake was made in not
producing a similar Glen Hoddle item. As the club enters a new era, there is no better time to atone for this error. I have used my own modest talents to give you an idea of what a fine and desirable item the “Mick McCarthy Scarf” really would be, and on the right you can see my own humble tribute to the new man at the top. I think this should be enough to convince anyone that this gem would be a surefire hit with the fans, and I will try to write to the club in the next few days to bring this matter to their attention.
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Mick McCarthy (and the inevitable question of scarves)
Monday, July 24th, 2006Mick McCarthy
Sunday, July 23rd, 2006Mick McCarthy has been appointed the new Wolves manager, and I know that before you make up your mind, you’re all burning to hear my pronouncements on the issue. On the whole, I must say, I’m delighted. Bearing in mind his experiences at Sunderland, he has just the record Wolves need; for playing to the strengths of his squad and gaining promotion without a massive budget to play with. The contrast in personal style (and I don’t just mean dress sense) with Hoddle will be massive, and, I think, a change for the better. Again considering his record at Sunderland, however, perhaps we’ll want to reconsider the position if we do get promoted. McCarthy will have as good a shot as anyone at gaining promotion, possibly not this year, looking at the rather lean squad, then maybe the next. Although the number 8, 10 and 11 shirts are still available in the squad, and, with a few judicious signings, everything might look very different in a couple of weeks time.
In some ways I would like to see Paul Ince get the job, as he could have done a great job motivating the players (although potentially arguing with a lot of them too) and would have the passion to go out to win games. But at this stage it would have been too big a risk. We simply don’t know enough. He may go elsewhere and prove to have everything it takes to make a great manager. But there’s a equal chance he won’t. I’d like to see him given a coaching job at the club, though, to learn more about that side of the game, and then who knows what will happen in the future…
Finally, and perhaps the biggest question of all: Will Mick McCarthy agree to have his likeness knitted into a scarf? Perhaps I should write to the club, or maybe to the man himself, to make them aware how important that would be.
Wolfie for Manager?
Saturday, July 8th, 2006Hello everyone. I’m currently mulling over whether I should put in a formal application for the Wolves manager job. My lack of experience will work against me, but on the plus side, I like to think of myself as a very shrewd tactician. I’m very good at playing Championship Manager, and am even thinking I might be able to save on scouting costs with my fantastic knowledge of the skills of players in the game. I would also be prepared to have a scarf with my face knitted into it, and all sorts of other tacky merchandise.
Big-chin ninny resigns
Saturday, July 1st, 2006STOP PRESS. Glen Hoddle has resigned. Wasn’t expecting that at all at this stage. It seems like he’s as frustrated as everyone else by the lack of ambition at the club, but time will tell if he’s just got something better in mind.
It’s not a good time to be looking for a new manager so unexpectedly, but could work out for the best in the long run. Is there any possibility that Hoddle leaving has anything to do with the failure of the club to produce a scarf with his face knitted in it (see ‘The Dave Jones Wonder-Scarf‘ post June 2006)? Whatever the case, this is definitely a chance missed.
Dave Jones Wonder-Scarf
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
The Scarf
Going through my few possessions the other day I came across an old scarf of mine, which I thought I’d share with you. I hope you enjoy the image of Dave Jones, knitted into this fashionable accessory. Obviously it’s a bit big for me, but I do like to look at it, and maybe chuckle just a little. I was very disappointed that Glen Hoddle never sat for his portrait in wool. I wonder whether oversight may have been part of the problem with last year. Then again, I think there might have been more to to than that.
