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Circus of Horrors: Wolves 0-2 Wigan

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

As the posters advertising ‘Circus of Horrors’ (Civic Hall, 30 Jan) mocked us on the way out of Wolverhampton, it wasn’t hard to see where the inspiration for this particular show might have come from.

The game started scrappily, with Wigan ultimately having the best of the first half. Hahnemann pulled off a couple of impressive saves, and a bit of luck with a rebound off the inside of the crossbar kept Wolves in the game and in with a chance at 0-0 as half time was about to be blown.

Then Stearman inexplicably pulled his man over, chasing a nothing ball towards the corner flag. Penalty Wigan, and a second yellow for Stearman. Wolves have conceeded some stupid penalties this season (the flailing handed Zubar winning my previous award for idiot of the week), but this outstripped all of them, and by some distance.

That Wolves went in all square at half time was entirely due to the continued excellence of Hahnemann, who saved at least a few of Stearman’s blushes with his penalty save.

Wolves actually started the second half on top and created their best chances in the first 15 minutes, seemingly not missing their erstwhile right back at all, although Ebanks-Blake continued to frustrate. However, as soon as James McCarthy slotted home Wigan’s opener the game was up.

Suddenly it was all Wigan, and the crowd gave up on the game at the same time as the team. Thomas’s sending off for Wigan provided a moment of hope, but Wigan’s second goal hardly came as a surprise. Molineux was all but empty, barring the 23 Wigan supporters who had bothered to make the journey, at the final whistle.

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To Spend or Not to Spend

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

That is the question.

Wolves spent mainly conservatively (by Premier League standards) in the summer, sticking to a tight (by Premier League standards) wage structure. As things stand today we are out of the relegation zone, but only just. So the question is, to spend big in an attempt to ensure survival or to hope we’ve just about got enough to stay up already, accept relegation if it comes and hope we’re in a good position to bounce back?

With the mid-season transfer window having been open for over a week now, the only direction transfers have gone so far at Molineux is out. It’s good to see Collins and Ward gainfully employed elsewhere, and Shackell off our hands on loan. I thank them for their wholehearted, if variable, service to the club and wish them the best for their future.

I’m happy to offer bets that we’re not going to see any big signings coming in in their place. Perhaps a couple along the lines of Surman and Halford. Maybe someone for the future, probably someone who will do anything asked of them, probably competently, but almost certainly not someone who will change our season. I think the barrier to this is less the one-off transfer fee than the ongoing wages anyone commanding the big fees would require.

I also suspect Mick McCarthy, who places a great emphasis on endeavour and team spirit, will fear bringing in too many new faces and displacing Wolves’ willing footsoldiers. In truth, the likes of Karl Henry, Stephen Ward and Matt Jarvis, along with most of Wolves first team from last year have generally impressed in the step up to the Premiership. However, long term, as a whole Wolves don’t constitute a team with the skill or flair on top of workrate likely to compete in this league consistently. This is the team we have however, and I believe, by and large, this is the team we’ll keep for now. So the question becomes: does this give us enough to survive?

On balance I think we have enough for this season, though probably not the next. One of the reasons for this is the solid work ethic of the team well augmented by the quality particularly of Milijas and Doyle; another is the meltdown experienced by other clubs who have spent too big for too long – Portsmouth, and to a lesser extent West Ham. Wolves will have to work hard to finish below Portsmouth (fingers crossed), and I think we have enough to avoid relegation against this somewhat weakened field.

Although Wolves seem sometimes destined to be one of those nearly teams for whom being mired in the slog of the second tier is second nature, our first (consecutive) season in the Premier League does not justify the risk of mimicking Portsmouth, or Leeds before them.

The balance is fine. Wolves should not risk spending too big, especially in terms of committing future funds in large pay deals for experienced players, but to stay in this league long term will need to further break a restrictive wage structure to compete in the same market as the likes of Stoke and Birmingham, never mind Manchester United. We need some degree of Premier League stability to take the risk, but stability is going to be hard to achieve without spending to rival our competitors. Currently I think Wolves have the balance right, but we’ll need to see a bigger change if we’re still here in July. And if that means losing some old faces and who have performed well for the club then, with some regret, so be it.

Good luck to all who will have to negotiate this fine line in the next few years.

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On life at the (bottom of the) top

Monday, November 9th, 2009

After Saturday’s defeat to Arsenal, Wolves find themselves in the bottom three for the first time in a while.  A good time, if not the most optimistic, to consider the very different experience of supporting your team in the Premier League to the Championship.

It’s never easy supporting Wolves (although I’m sure many a Luton Town supporter would argue that we have it easy) but who wants to go into a game knowing it will take a miracle to win it? Quite a few, I think.  How would we choose, offered two scenarios: lose to Arsenal or Liverpool or beat Norwich or Doncaster?  Personally I’d go for the first, even if it happened every week, because every week there’s the hope of something better, rather than the far more realistic fear of something worse.  And every once in a while, that magic something actually happens, and that makes it all worthwhile.

The grounds are bigger, the stakes higher (and the players and the tickets more expensive), but what it ultimately comes down to is will you take a slapping from Arsenal now and again for the chance to win a few, to stay in the top 17 and do the same again next year?  I say yes!

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Mike Ashley Loses His Mind

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Some would contest that this event (the mind-losing) happened some time ago, but my thoughts have been drawn to a particularly ludicrous decision – not Wolves-related, but worthy of comment.  Not content with an announcement that he is to auction off naming rights to Newcastle’s historic St James Park ground, Ashley has decided to make this 100% worse and highlight just how much comedy will ensue, by renaming the stadium early in honour of his own business empire: Step up the sportsdirect.com @ St James Park Stadium.  I won’t bother to deconstruct the many things wrong with the name – it’s not even as if it’s formulated in such a way as anyone except opposing fans could possibly use it in a conversation.

Makes me grateful Wolves haven’t yet trodden this particular path: The Mr Sizzle Molineux Palace, anyone?

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On the nonsense talked about ‘choice’

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

The majority of the country will not be watching England’s world cup qualifier against the Ukraine today. Following the collapse of Setanta, and this being something on a non-game now England have qualified, this is to be an internet-only broadcast. At £5 for the game, I for one will find something better to do with my Saturday.

The main reason I mention this, is a delightfully spin-tastic comment reported by the BBC: Andrew Croker, executive chairman of Perform, who have paid (surely too much) for the rights to the game, believes that “people want a choice – the chance to watch football in a different way. This is pioneering, very exciting and I think people will enjoy it”. I can’t disagree that people want a choice, but even he must realise that this claim in relation to a match being made available to a smaller proportion of the country at a much higher cost than ever before and with no viable alternative given that pubs are unlikely to show the match, stands up to no scrutiny at all.

This is an experiment that is bound to fail. Watching England can be drudgery at times, and if you’re paying a premium to be watching a nothing game in front of your computer screen with no one to share the experience, it loses pretty much all the joy it may have had. Anyone out there watching and want to prove me wrong?

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The coming of Ful-ham

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Sunday’s (not Saturday, folks) game against Ful-ham, as Stefan Maierhofer touchingly referred to them in his recent Wolves World interview, will be a great test for Wolves and the home fans. Despite Fulham’s impressive 8th place finish last season, this is a game everyone will be wanting to win (what game isn’t) but also many will be expecting to win. They may have a decent team, but they certainly aren’t a big name. I predict a closely contested one goal win for the Wolves with a few moans and groans and abuse of someone who isn’t Kevin Doyle along the way.

Perhaps the stand out feature of Wolves only previous Premier League outing was the wholeheartedness with which the fans got behind the team in victory or (more often) crushing defeat. Any real sense of expectation (but not hope) was knocked out of us with a few early season humiliations and the crowd was left to sit back and cheer the underdogs home. It’s hardly unique to Wolves, but perhaps more pronounced here, that the fans can be both the greatest and the worst in the country in the space of a few weeks. In 2003 there was little expectation and therefore little fear and little disappointment. We could just hope and sing. But now when Ful-ham come a-knocking we think that maybe we could get something out of it and maybe we should and if we don’t a few toys will come out the pram. I’m hoping I won’t be one of them.

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The Lescott Saga

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Those of you who have been following Joleon Lescott’s travails over the past few weeks will have your own opinions of the rights and wrongs of the situation.  Lescott completed his much-coveted move to Manchester City this week having, it seems, displayed sufficient dissent and petulance that Everton were no longer able to play him.  There are those who will strongly argue the rights of the player to determine his own future and to break free from some kind of medieval serfdom.  Lescott, after all, had a great season for Everton last year and they’ve certainly got good value from him.  For myself, however, I believe that a player who has accepted the security of a long-term contract on wages that 95% of the country could only dream of should honour that contract if asked to, in the same way that the club will be required to honour it even if the player becomes injured and is unable to play.

So, I’m disappointed in our lad, but he’s still one of the greatest products of the Wolves youth system and I wish him the best at City.  And the nice fat sell-on fee won’t go amiss.

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Manchester City 1-0 Wolves

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

Wolves more than rode their luck at times, but can leave Manchester, despite the defeat, with their heads held high.

City went one up after 15 minutes and dominated the first half. Wolves should have been happy to go in only one goal down at the break, despite only being denied a goal by a stunning save by Given from Matthew Jarvis. City monopolized possession but froze in front of goal on several key occassions and Wolves really came into the game in the second half. Doyle and Elokobi came on at half time and both did well. Keogh saw a shot rebound off the crossbar for the second game in a row and City certainly finished the more nervous. Well done Wolves – keep this up and we should get the results against teams costing less than £x hundred million.

Man City certainly had a line up that had the commentators salivating so hard that I had to wring myself out at half time. Favourite moment: listening to them congratulating Shaun Wright-Phillips for falling over in front of Stearman in the 93rd minute, thus preventing him from getting his header on target. It’s not all about height apparently – lying on the floor is also a sign of talent if you cost £10 million.

And finally, I’m thrilled to announce that the ever-delightful Craig Bellamy played like crap.

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On the Big Game

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

There’s been a jolly big fuss recently about tickets for the crucial match with QPR on Saturday. Personally, as a Wolfie who bought my lovely tickets in the day they went on sale, I have little sympathy either with either those who want to moan that they can’t get a ticket at the last minute or those who want to moan about other people suddenly wanting tickets for this exciting match. The more the merrier I say, but if you’re too late buying tickets that’s no one’s fault. I’m just looking forward to the game. We may not claim promotion on Saturday but I’m thoroughly looking forward to seeing that shiny trophy lifted high at one of the next three games, whether I can be there in person or not.

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On Club and Country

Friday, September 12th, 2008

I’m off to Charlton tomorrow and thoroughly looking forward to it. While I don’t expect a repeat of the excitement of last year’s classic encounter, which Wolves won in such dramatic style, in honesty a point would be a decent result. I’m just pleased to see Wolves in action after the international break. Even after the unexpected show of competence in Croatia, somehow watching England these days leaves me a little cold. I can’t bring myself to be interested in the overpaid, over-praised bunch of primadonnas prancing around (Lescott, of course, excluded from that assessment, when he get a look in). It seems I’ve turned into a big-match Wolfie – in international football I’m only interested in the shiny cups at the moment. In the meantime, I’ll be shouting on Wolves tomorrow.

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