And yes, she has been on the sunbed

Strange and wonderful times.  I’ve found a lady love!  So, as you’ll see from the picture, she’s a little scary looking, she’s not good with the eye makeup and sometimes I get nightmares about that bow, but Wendy and I are very happy.  Also, you will see that it helps that she’s been persuaded to part with her shiny new shirt, which makes me look extra handsome.  No rows so far, I’m pleased to report.