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Wolfie documents his journey through life.

 

On life at the (bottom of the) top

Monday, November 9th, 2009

After Saturday’s defeat to Arsenal, Wolves find themselves in the bottom three for the first time in a while.  A good time, if not the most optimistic, to consider the very different experience of supporting your team in the Premier League to the Championship.

It’s never easy supporting Wolves (although I’m sure many a Luton Town supporter would argue that we have it easy) but who wants to go into a game knowing it will take a miracle to win it? Quite a few, I think.  How would we choose, offered two scenarios: lose to Arsenal or Liverpool or beat Norwich or Doncaster?  Personally I’d go for the first, even if it happened every week, because every week there’s the hope of something better, rather than the far more realistic fear of something worse.  And every once in a while, that magic something actually happens, and that makes it all worthwhile.

The grounds are bigger, the stakes higher (and the players and the tickets more expensive), but what it ultimately comes down to is will you take a slapping from Arsenal now and again for the chance to win a few, to stay in the top 17 and do the same again next year?  I say yes!

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On the price of success

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Many fans are likely to be getting justifiably aerated about tickets for the upcoming match at Stamford Bridge, costing £47 or £44 (assuming you can visit the ticket office in person and pay cash, else add an extra £1.25 to that).  This is too high, although not massively above the £40 Wolves choose the charge fans in some areas of the ground, but I’m more annoyed by a different ticketing announcement this week.

Wolves have unveiled this year’s half-season ticket prices.  We all know prices are high this year, but one ‘opportunity’ that particularly caught the eye was the ‘TPS 4′ scheme.  For the outlay of £60 I can then pay full price for every single game for the second half of the season.  Alternatively I could go online when tickets go on sale and choose my seat and only go to those games I am able to attend.  I’ve made my choice. 

Why do Wolves persist in dressing up these rip offs as opportunities for the fans?

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Meet the family

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Just to let you know I’ve added profiles of my several Wolfie friends and associates on my new Meet the Wolfies page.  We’re all very special in our own ways, but some of us are really quite alarming…

Incidentally, please let me know if you ever hear of a Wolfie in need of a home.

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Cousin Wendy rides into town

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Hi all. Are you sitting down?

I want to introduce you to my new friend. She’s jolly nice and really interesting to talk to but, to speak honestly to you, can come as a bit of a shock. I’m accustomed to sidewards glances at my own Wendy, with her interesting makeup and perma-tan, but frankly this is something else. She’s fought her way through rain and postal strike from the land of ebay to make a new home here, and here arrival really has caused a bit of a stir. Reactions have ranged from the perfectly understandable ‘Aaaagh! What is that thing?’ to the slightly more disturbing ‘Do you think it would look better if we cut its tongue out?’

Of course, us Wolfies look at the animal underneath, and she’s a very special lady. She will also perfectly suit Cousin Wolfie, whose head is inclined to loll and whose shorts are always falling down,  and I believe he’ll be rather delighted to be the looker in the relationship.

So, without further ado – let me introduce…Cousin Wendy:

Wendy - Wolves mascot

She has a beautiful soul, no doubt

Wolverhampton's Golden Couple

Wolverhampton's Golden Couple

She does bring back memories of the good old days, when Wolfie’s were big, bad and downright scary:

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The coming of Ful-ham

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Sunday’s (not Saturday, folks) game against Ful-ham, as Stefan Maierhofer touchingly referred to them in his recent Wolves World interview, will be a great test for Wolves and the home fans. Despite Fulham’s impressive 8th place finish last season, this is a game everyone will be wanting to win (what game isn’t) but also many will be expecting to win. They may have a decent team, but they certainly aren’t a big name. I predict a closely contested one goal win for the Wolves with a few moans and groans and abuse of someone who isn’t Kevin Doyle along the way.

Perhaps the stand out feature of Wolves only previous Premier League outing was the wholeheartedness with which the fans got behind the team in victory or (more often) crushing defeat. Any real sense of expectation (but not hope) was knocked out of us with a few early season humiliations and the crowd was left to sit back and cheer the underdogs home. It’s hardly unique to Wolves, but perhaps more pronounced here, that the fans can be both the greatest and the worst in the country in the space of a few weeks. In 2003 there was little expectation and therefore little fear and little disappointment. We could just hope and sing. But now when Ful-ham come a-knocking we think that maybe we could get something out of it and maybe we should and if we don’t a few toys will come out the pram. I’m hoping I won’t be one of them.

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Does someone know something about me I don’t?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I’ve just noticed one of my ‘context sensitive’ adverts at the bottom of the page is currently asking if I ‘have a problem with sweating’.  I didn’t until now, but I’m getting a bit hot under the collar at the thought that someone might have spotted something of which I am unaware.  I also realise that repeated use of the word sweating is only likely to lead to futher adverts about sweating and possibly other personal hygiene problems, but I’m feeling reckless right now…

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Superhero Spectacular

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
Spiderman and his slightly disproportionately sized sidekick

Bat-Wolfie and his disproportionately sized sidekick, Spiderman

In this football lull, I want to take the opportunity share some of my other cultural interest with you, and to reminisce about the 2009 ‘Heroes Run’ which took place on Hove seafront earlier this year.  It was a really fun event in support of the Passingiton charity, and a great excuse (were an excuse needed) to do a bit of fancy dressing. And it turns out that there are literally hundreds of people out there just waiting for any opportunity to dig out the lycra and get running.

The event even saw the record for the ‘largest number of superheroes in one place’ broken, although sadly I don’t think I got counted.  Possibly they were out off by the slightly alarming rubber effect all over body suit I was wearing.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think the other Batman used such low quality fabrics – I can’t see Christian Slater putting up with any of this crap.  Tut Bear Factory.

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Wolves 1-1 Hull

Saturday, August 29th, 2009
This is the IN-TER-NET

This is the IN-TER-NET

I’ve taken a week out from the football and from my hectic schedule this week to do some charitable work amongst the needy.  Here you can see me showing young Monty Magpie (somewhat depressed of late, despite a few lucky wins) what all this internet business is about.  I firmly believe in education so I also let him know what a proper football team is at the same time.  And to show that I really care for him, I even propped his little bottom on a few books so he didn’t look too silly in my photo.  Really, we’re the best of friends – read all about another of my recent encounters with Monty here.

A reasonable draw from Wolves, although this is the kind of game we will need to be winning to survive this season.  A lot more sharpness in front of goal next week…Here’s hoping Ebanks-Blake and Doyle can both get up and running and –  more importantly - scoring, as soon as possible.  I don’t want to keep hearing that Wolves ’should have won it’, let’s start hearing that they did.

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The Lescott Saga

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Those of you who have been following Joleon Lescott’s travails over the past few weeks will have your own opinions of the rights and wrongs of the situation.  Lescott completed his much-coveted move to Manchester City this week having, it seems, displayed sufficient dissent and petulance that Everton were no longer able to play him.  There are those who will strongly argue the rights of the player to determine his own future and to break free from some kind of medieval serfdom.  Lescott, after all, had a great season for Everton last year and they’ve certainly got good value from him.  For myself, however, I believe that a player who has accepted the security of a long-term contract on wages that 95% of the country could only dream of should honour that contract if asked to, in the same way that the club will be required to honour it even if the player becomes injured and is unable to play.

So, I’m disappointed in our lad, but he’s still one of the greatest products of the Wolves youth system and I wish him the best at City.  And the nice fat sell-on fee won’t go amiss.

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Behind the Curtain of Celebrity with Wolfie

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Happy Friday folks!

Wolfie does his thing on a bridge
Wolfie does his thing on a bridge

I hope you’ve noticed my lovely new ‘Wolfie of the Day’ feature. I don’t want to get all geeky, but I am quite excited about this. This uses a nice widget to display latest photos from my Flickr feed. Utilising my AirMe application on my iPhone I can just ask one of my photographer friends to snap me, wait a few seconds, and see my ruggedly handsome face on the net. Thus can a Wolfie like me, with no particular technical expertise and just my good looks and charm to make my way in the world, do so pretty nifty stuff.

Anyhow, enough about me (as if!). I wanted to take this opportunity to allow you a privileged glimpse behind the modesty screen of celebrity.

Fresh from my recent trip to the New World, I want to tell you today about my visit to Flume Gorge at Franconia Notch State Park. Here you can see me enhancing the natural beauty of the scene, as usual.

But how did we arrive at this fine scene? It turns out I am seen as slightly temperamental by some.

Although I don’t know what that boy is making that face for.  Nothing seems untoward to me…

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