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Wolfie documents his journey through life.

 

Never knowingly on time with the news

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Never one to be accused of being on time with the at the cutting edge of anything, today I’m not going to talk about the recent flare up over Mick McCarthy’s team selection for Wolves against Manchester United or about the upcoming clash with Burnley.

Instead I’d like to bring you a little bit of news about yours truly from back in September 2006. You will, of course, remember that as the day Wolves went to Ninian Park and lost 4-0, but I remember it as the day I got my first taste of major celebrity – yes indeed, I was featured in the Welsh-language section of Cardiff City’s matchday programme – ‘Park Life’.  Check it out (click on the image to enlarge)…

Cover of Park Life Magazine

Wouldn't that face look lovely in wool

Park Life Feature about Wolfie

The zenith of my celebrity career

 

As an aside, if anyone doesn’t understand my caption to the front cover image, take a look at my previous posts about Wolves football scarves (and Dave Jones in particular).

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The all-seeing Google?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Does Google know something I don’t? Hot on the tails of previous personal insults about body odour, they have now decided to place adverts on my site about ’sharing views with other fans of Championship teams’.  I haven’t even mentioned the C word, I’ve just talked about Wolves…

Google looks into the future?

Google looks into the future?

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Gary Neville proves himself even more of a twit than even I had previously thought

Monday, November 16th, 2009

I talked a couple of weeks ago of the decision to relegate apparently poorly performing referee Mike Jones from the Premiership to a Championship match up instead. Gary Neville, it seems would support this decision wholeheartedly. If I may quote from his recent interview with The Times:

“The big matches should be refereed by the best referees. Italian referee Pierluigi Collina always used to get the big Champions League matches because he rarely made mistakes.

“They should make it like that in England and use a few elite officials in the big games instead of trying to give all referees experience.” 

Mr Neville, it seems, doesn’t want to say that Man Utd have been “hard done by this season because every team has their complaints, and I don’t want to jump on referees’ backs because they are under a lot of pressure [and] the game is so fast that you can’t eliminate all mistakes.” This doesn’t stop him from moaning that “I expect the big decisions in the big matches to be correct, which is not happening at the moment.” Personally, I expect all decisions in all matches to be correct, but they aren’t, and we all know that they never will be. It sucks when you’re on the wrong end of one of those decisions, but the degree to which it sucks doesn’t vary depending if you’re Man United at the top of the table or Wolves at the bottom.

Therefore, whether to even consider taking his comments seriously depends on how you think he is defining big games. Does he think a match up between Wolves and Portsmouth, which could be absolutely critical for both teams at the bottom of the table, is a ‘big game’? And what about Peterborough vs. Doncaster? His comment that “The best players play for the big clubs and the best commentators commentate on the big games. That’s how it should be with refs”, would suggest not. ‘Big games’ means ‘big teams’ like Man U and Liverpool fighting it out for third place, not lesser teams fighting for survival, where Mr Neville seems to completely miss the point that the stakes are as high if not higher for those involved.

So, for that he wins Wolfie’s newly inaugurated ‘Twit of the Week’ award.

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On the Life of a Wanderer

Sunday, November 15th, 2009
What’s it like supporting Wolves?  Sometimes a picture is all you need.  Thanks to the folks at Flume Gorge, NH for so neatly summing it up.
The life of a Wanderer

The life of a Wanderer

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On life at the (bottom of the) top

Monday, November 9th, 2009

After Saturday’s defeat to Arsenal, Wolves find themselves in the bottom three for the first time in a while.  A good time, if not the most optimistic, to consider the very different experience of supporting your team in the Premier League to the Championship.

It’s never easy supporting Wolves (although I’m sure many a Luton Town supporter would argue that we have it easy) but who wants to go into a game knowing it will take a miracle to win it? Quite a few, I think.  How would we choose, offered two scenarios: lose to Arsenal or Liverpool or beat Norwich or Doncaster?  Personally I’d go for the first, even if it happened every week, because every week there’s the hope of something better, rather than the far more realistic fear of something worse.  And every once in a while, that magic something actually happens, and that makes it all worthwhile.

The grounds are bigger, the stakes higher (and the players and the tickets more expensive), but what it ultimately comes down to is will you take a slapping from Arsenal now and again for the chance to win a few, to stay in the top 17 and do the same again next year?  I say yes!

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On the price of success

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Many fans are likely to be getting justifiably aerated about tickets for the upcoming match at Stamform Bridge, costing £47 or £44 (assuming you can visit the ticket office in person and pay cash, else add an extra £1.25 to that).  This is too high, although not massively above the £40 Wolves choose the charge fans in some areas of the ground, but I’m more annoyed by a different ticketing announcement this week.

Wolves have unveiled this year’s half-season ticket prices.  We all know prices are high this year, but one ‘opportunity’ that particularly caught the eye was the ‘TPS 4′ scheme.  For the outlay of £60 I can then pay full price for every single game for the second half of the season.  Alternatively I could go online when tickets go on sale and choose my seat and only go to those games I am able to attend.  I’ve made my choice. 

Why do Wolves persist in dressing up these rip offs as opportunities for the fans?

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Meet the family

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Just to let you know I’ve added profiles of my several Wolfie friends and associates on my new Meet the Wolfies page.  We’re all very special in our own ways, but some of us are really quite alarming…

Incidentally, please let me know if you ever hear of a Wolfie in need of a home.

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Cousin Wendy rides into town

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Hi all. Are you sitting down?

I want to introduce you to my new friend. She’s jolly nice and really interesting to talk to but, to speak honestly to you, can come as a bit of a shock. I’m accustomed to sidewards glances at my own Wendy, with her interesting makeup and perma-tan, but frankly this is something else. She’s fought her way through rain and postal strike from the land of ebay to make a new home here, and here arrival really has caused a bit of a stir. Reactions have ranged from the perfectly understandable ‘Aaaagh! What is that thing?’ to the slightly more disturbing ‘Do you think it would look better if we cut its tongue out?’

Of course, us Wolfies look at the animal underneath, and she’s a very special lady. She will also suit Cousin Wolfie, whose head is inclined to loll and whose shorts are always falling down, perfectly, and I believe he’ll be rather delighted to be the looker in the relationship.

So, without further ado – let me introduce…Cousin Wendy:

Wendy - Wolves mascot

She has a beautiful soul, no doubt

Wolverhampton's Golden Couple

Wolverhampton's Golden Couple

She does bring back memories of the good old days, when Wolfie’s were big, bad and downright scary:

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The coming of Ful-ham

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Sunday’s (not Saturday, folks) game against Ful-ham, as Stefan Maierhofer touchingly referred to them in his recent Wolves World interview, will be a great test for Wolves and the home fans. Despite Fulham’s impressive 8th place finish last season, this is a game everyone will be wanting to win (what game isn’t) but also many will be expecting to win. They may have a decent team, but they certainly aren’t a big name. I predict a closely contested one goal win for the Wolves with a few moans and groans and abuse of someone who isn’t Kevin Doyle along the way.

Perhaps the stand out feature of Wolves only previous Premier League outing was the wholeheartedness with which the fans got behind the team in victory or (more often) crushing defeat. Any real sense of expectation (but not hope) was knocked out of us with a few early season humiliations and the crowd was left to sit back and cheer the underdogs home. It’s hardly unique to Wolves, but perhaps more pronounced here, that the fans can be both the greatest and the worst in the country in the space of a few weeks. In 2003 there was little expectation and therefore little fear and little disappointment. We could just hope and sing. But now when Ful-ham come a-knocking we think that maybe we could get something out of it and maybe we should and if we don’t a few toys will come out the pram. I’m hoping I won’t be one of them.

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Does someone know something about me I don’t?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I’ve just noticed one of my ‘context sensitive’ adverts at the bottom of the page is currently asking if I ‘have a problem with sweating’.  I didn’t until now, but I’m getting a bit hot under the collar at the thought that someone might have spotted something of which I am unaware.  I also realise that repeated use of the word sweating is only likely to lead to futher adverts about sweating and possibly other personal hygiene problems, but I’m feeling reckless right now…

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