Read all about it! Read all about it! Hot off the press, the Wolves Fan’s parliament has been discussing the big issues on everyone’s mind in these difficult times…

‘Ryan Leister recalled an instance of no cheese and onion pies at half-time and there were reports of Balti pies selling out. Gerry Collins revealed how a scuffle had broken out in the Jack Harris Stand when there was no food available, so why couldn’t items be moved from one stand to another. Gavin said: “There are restrictions moving products because you have to maintain a certain temperature. We could have a risk of poisoning otherwise. We can move Bovril via runners but we can’t take pies from one stand to another. Only twice on a single bar, though, have we had no pies left at the end of games.’

I’m speechless. I don’t even like Bovril.