In the first of my soon-to-be-regular profiles of the inferior mascots of our opponents, let me introduce Stoke City’s Odd Couple.
Names: Pottermus and Pottermiss
DoB: Him: 1997, Her: 2002
Pun Value: 8.5
Charm: 5
Machismo: 2
Weirdness factor: 6 (yeah, they’re weird, but I sense there are further depths to plumb)
Overall mascotspotter rating: 5.5
Trivia: Both Pottermus and Pottermiss are available for hire for £60 for forty-five minutes (see Stoke City website to secure this once in a lifetime offer). It is unclear exactly what services they can provide, however this clip of the pair in action may offer a clue:
