Happy Christmas etc. A new year, everything else pretty similar to before (well, the football continues to be low class, anyway).

I’ve been away for a while so have a lot to tell you. So, ok, first of all, as you can see, I’ve been getting into the Christmas spirit and branching out in choice of costume – don’t worry though, I kept the footie kit on underneath, so cannot accept responsibility for Wolves’ distinctly below par festive performance. I was at Norwich (report and pictures to follow), and apparently that was distinctly good compared to other games, so wasn’t sorry to miss the rest of the dross.

Also on a seasonal theme, I was delighted (I think) to receive a Wolves charity calendar for Christmas (the one with (tasteful?) pictures of scantily-clad players, but then somewhat disappointed to find out that Mr January – Olofinjana – is absent, leaving me with the choice of either waiting another month before I start marking down my hectic schedule of appointments or looking at Jody Craddock topless for two months running. A dilemma.