Hi all. Are you sitting down?

I want to introduce you to my new friend. She’s jolly nice and really interesting to talk to but, to speak honestly to you, can come as a bit of a shock. I’m accustomed to sidewards glances at my own Wendy, with her interesting makeup and perma-tan, but frankly this is something else. She’s fought her way through rain and postal strike from the land of ebay to make a new home here, and here arrival really has caused a bit of a stir. Reactions have ranged from the perfectly understandable ‘Aaaagh! What is that thing?’ to the slightly more disturbing ‘Do you think it would look better if we cut its tongue out?’

Of course, us Wolfies look at the animal underneath, and she’s a very special lady. She will also suit Cousin Wolfie, whose head is inclined to loll and whose shorts are always falling down, perfectly, and I believe he’ll be rather delighted to be the looker in the relationship.

So, without further ado – let me introduce…Cousin Wendy:

She has a beautiful soul, no doubt

Wolverhampton's Golden Couple

She does bring back memories of the good old days, when Wolfie’s were big, bad and downright scary: